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Frank



Joined: 13 May 2005
Posts: 148
Location: Seattle

PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:02 pm    Post subject: Math jokes Reply with quote

Ok, I'm in a posting mood; and because I mentioned various bases in my calendar post in the history section, here are a coupla math jokes about bases:

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who donít.

Q. Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
A. Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25

Here's another one which is related to "bases" in a baseball sorta way:

Q. When the bases are loaded, and no one is out, what partial differential equation must the pitcher attempt to solve?
A. The K-DP equation.

And as a bonus, one of my all-time favorites, although it has nothing to do with bases:

Bright red bumper sticker which reads: "If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast."
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Honcho



Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Palouse Region

PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These will crack you up:

Q: Why is 2 an odd number?
A: It's the only even prime number.

Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.
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Frank



Joined: 13 May 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow! Activity on this ng. Amazing!

Hi, Honcho,

I have an Abelian group joke to throw back atcha:

Q. What's purple, commutes, and has a limited number of worshippers?
A. A finitely venerated Abelian grape.

See ya,

Frank
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Honcho



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahhhh. good one, that.
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Honcho



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try this:

Werner Heisenberg was driving along the highway one day, when a highway patrol car pulled up behind him with lights flashing. Heisenberg pulled over and stopped. The patrolman approached the car, and said, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know exactly where I am."
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Frank



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for keeping the group (sorta) alive. Here's one...

Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin.
Variant: A natural log cabin + C = houseboat.
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Leeo



Joined: 25 Feb 2012
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:06 pm    Post subject: Math jokes Reply with quote

These are awesome sharing. It is true that math is very complicated. But are you know that also math jokes are complicated? Yes it is true. But very funny.
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